Writer and narrative designer for TUG

Interests include platform shoes, eggs, balloons, dogs, scotch, burritos, fractals, holidays, cooking, Muppets, birthday cake, jellyfish, Mass Effect, feminism, and glitter.

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So glad Light lives a floor above me

So glad Light lives a floor above me

"Mrrmrrrherrrrrhrrrrhrhrr its my house now"

"Mrrmrrrherrrrrhrrrrhrhrr its my house now"

This was written entirely using autocomplete “next suggested word” on my phone

I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. The first one. The first one. It has to do it for him, he said he had been the same thing with my own personal and business, you are a lot more to do it for him, he said he had been the same time, and I met yesterday to see you too. I am a beautiful person. The only thing that I have a gift to the next few days ago by tonight. I’m a big difference between what is your chance of a sudden I was a good day at a bar and a lot more to do it for him, he said. The only one of the artists there use the following lines of code that you can just drop me an idea for you, yes I did a lot more to do it for him, he said he would be the first to know that the best of luck to all of your life, but the most part of this message is not only the most important thing to remember that you are looking for a new one of my life and death. I have to give me the opportunity. I am a beautiful person. It has to do it for him, he said, but I could see the world of you.

twinhawkes:

the binary code for completing the deckers.die achievement spells out “boob” are you shitting me

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i was already pretty set on reblogging this because it’s amazing and made me really happy but then it got to the “fun. - we are young” segment and YOU GUYS I’M IN IT

i was an extra in that music video and it was A GENUINELY TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE they were like shooting air cannons full of dry rice and cereal at us lol

100% proven zodiac analyses

aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies

taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone

gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor

cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes

leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks

virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating

libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts

scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches

sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck

capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads

aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks

pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

svartur-vindur:

look at aki, finally wearing a shirt again
i’m so proud

svartur-vindur:

look at aki, finally wearing a shirt again

i’m so proud

ukpuru:

blood—sport:

Important things from Igbohistory Instagram. European colonialism has, and still continues to dismantle the myriad of sophisticated social constructs upheld by so many African ethnicities, by presenting Africa as a unit by choosing to ignore the huge ocean of differences between ethnic groups, let alone countries.

Interesting fact: Many African ethnic groups, kingdoms, and states were referred to as ‘countries’ before the rise of colonial powers throughout Africa. They were okay as ‘countries’ when slaves and other goods were being traded. You’ll hear of the Ebo country, Benin Country, Whydah Country and so on when reading pre-1850 writing. If you label a kingdom or a state a ‘tribe’ this those what is described above but also implies there was no major or important political organisation. ‘Tribe’ made/makes indigenous African states and ethnic affiliations sound petty and unimportant. Imagine calling the Edo or Songhai people a tribe when their empires have wielded more power than most of the world ever has? But why would you call them countries when you’re trying to impose your own country on them?

vintageruminance:

Carrie Fisher as ‘Slave Leia’ - Return Of The Jedi (1983) - publicity beach shot 

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

doughtier:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

From the Amazon.com page:

AND THEN THE EDITORIAL REVIEW I’M CRYING

doughtier:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

From the Amazon.com page:

AND THEN THE EDITORIAL REVIEW I’M CRYING

(Source: weirdbooksifind)